Goodbye Wholefoods — Hello Lidl
Feral broods, benefit cheats & single mothers! Welcome to the prestigious, middle class area of Giffnock.
To celebrate the launch in the abandoned shell of organic, daylight robbery merchants Wholefoods Lidl hero George Bowie will be belting out the GBX Anthems across the in-house PA
— hunners of them wee pizza bread things
— half price 'mad isle' goodies (chainsaws, big shoes excluded)
— wee bottles of blonde bier
Lollipop is doing a masterclass in Lidl bag packing for "beginners' a real how to guide on racing the cashier, not actually packing and the unwritten rules of "going to the big shelf"
Lets show Giffnock how we do this!!!
NB* please refrain from stealing the locals purses